when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other
Are you threatening me with violence
I think I’ll try defining gravity
THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW
me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale
Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!
are you ready for my favorite fact?
If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.
that is my favorite fact
Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.
I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.
This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.
@thefuzzycomic Thought I’d finish the shitthruthpost right. I love Fuzzy and horrible text memes. Thank you for this blessing.
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
kidklarion